It would be easy to sneer loftily at Wayne Rooney's "My Life Until Two Weeks Ago", the five million quid HarperCollins is paying him for his meanderings, and the whole cretinised community that hangs on his words like they matter. So let's. For the rest of the article, head to Gideon Haigh's take on Wayne's book that's not Wayne's book. Enjoy.
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