Quoterie # 5

"If players are exciting themselves quite a few times then it's going to have an effect on their physical condition. We've done a lot of work with a few guys who were completely addicted to it - they can't let it go" - while warning of the perils of pay-per-view Bongo flicks in footballers' hotel rooms, Sporting Chance founder Tony Adams explains why you often see players holding their todgers in defensive walls.