Hats off to The Fiver

They just won't stop taking the pants off everything they think is wrong with English soccer. Like how they just won't stop referring to the new England coach Steve McClaren as 'Second-Choice Steve McClaren'. Snigger, snigger, wicked, wicked, deliciously wicked The Fiver, how we love you. We also envy you. We used to be like that, you know. Sarcastic, cynical and cutting with our views on the overpaid stars of the sporting world, until we got shut down. More power to you guys. And no power to us.