Quoterie # 35

His other pressing ambition is to score more. He takes me through that one goal in all his professional career - for Fulham against Watford. "I ran and found myself through and hit the ball into the far corner. The sad thing was I didn't even know how to celebrate. I just ran off." Moritz Volz in a funny mood and in a conversation with that other joker, Simon Hattenstone.