Hair today. There tomorrow.

A great piece by Marina Hyde on the way forward for Hair, in case he doesn't get another chance to officiate another Test match. One of the more hilarious writers in sport at her hilarious best. Goose down to The Gaurdian's sports pages and check out why she thinks Hair has no need to lose sleep over his current predicament. Rare to see a soccer writer write with such felicity on cricket. (Apart from us, of course, who can write with equal audacity on all matters sport.)