Whingeing Poms

Trust the Poms to do something slimy like trying to stir up trouble behind somebody's back. They did it when they were colonials, they haven't stopped doing it even now. And here we thought, Darrell Hair had started the whole thing about the ball being tampered with, unprovoked. Now we know Duncan Fletcher and Marcus Trescothicks binoculars were what got the whole thing started. Tut, tut you English are such sore losers. It's not enough for you to win the series, you just can't stomach losing to the fucking Pakis, can you? No wonder you hated Sourav Ganguly. We wait for the day India and Pakistan will be smart enough to send a unified team to Old Blighty. And it might even make commercial sense. (In fact, we're sure it will.) Hopefully, that should get the Boards' thoughts going. Imagine what fun it will be to watch whingeing Poms take on a unified Indo-Pak team. Imagine. Only.