The things we believe...

We believe 150-pound Floyd Landis was on the juice but 260-pound NFL players with 33-inch waists who can bench-press 350 pounds and run 4.5 40s are completely clean. We believe we can have six-pack abs with a 12-minute workout just three days a week. We believe all women basketball players and golfers are lesbians but that no male baseball, football, hockey or basketball players are gay. We believe the speed gun that measures bowling speeds. We believe pitch reports. We believe 5.9 billion people watched the World Cup even though the world population is 6.6 billion. We believe there is no match-fixing in world cricket.