High Fiver

This is good sports writing. If you enjoy sports writing, forget what you normally enjoy. Subscribe to The Fiver, The Guardian's tea time take on all things football. Check this out. And head down for more. Warning: Your sides may hurt on a daily basis. (From laughing, sillies!) Note, good sports writing, and very good writing: 'Internazionale are so determined to land follicly challenged Brazilian pie-eater Ronaldo that they are offering sparsely-coiffured Brazilian pie-eater Adriano in exchange - plus a fat purse stuffed with cash.' No, we, the verbally unchallenged, do not write for The Fiver. Unfortunately.